What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
14.06.2025 09:26

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
Yes sir it is.
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
Is visiting holy shrines (dargahs) or graves haraam in Islam?
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
When you visit a store, do you go to shop or buy?
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
{RING} {RING}
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
Why is social media so anti-fee speech, and have they become total BS?
HELLO
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
After a few moments he returns.
How do I build muscle easily with isometrics?
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
Sure no problem officer.
Can a bride cheat on her groom at a wedding?
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.